Long before I knew
Rico he was wasting his life away in the slums of Toronto. He lived a simpler
life then, no drugs, no women, and certainly no friends. However, he recently
started online dating and had found this killer app called Tinder. One day as he
was swiping his life away he finally found someone that he actually liked. Here
name was Destiny and they were going on a date this Saturday. Nothing crazy but
Rico knew how to treat a women right. He planned the date so that he could play
a little skee-ball just before their seven o’clock reservation. Rico had always
been a fan of arcade games, but this one was different. Skee-ball had something
to offer to everyone, there was the competitive spirit, the academic aspect,
and the physical attraction between Rico and the ticket. He really wanted that
ticket.
Sooner rather than
later, Saturday crept up on Rico and he was getting ready for his date before
he knew it. He decide to go with simple giraffe attire, just a pair of casual
hooves, my spots, and of course his toupee, and no it was not his birthday. It
was date night. Right left a quarter till six to pick up Destiny. She lived on
the other side of town so it would take him awhile to get there on his moped.
After he picked her up they drove to the restaurant. On the way there they had
a very nice conversation about how awkward it was that she did not know he was
a giraffe. She was verbally upset but Rico knew how to handle the situation. He
turned his giraffe charm to level 10 and played it on cool. The rest of the
night went over quite well and they are going on a date next week.
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| Destiny is on the Left |
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